'2 Broke Girls' Kat Dennings sends up red alert at Emmys 2012
Dressed in a red carpet-matching, strapless J. Mendel Gown, Dennings was accessorized by her tiny waist, not-so-tiny bustline and sky-high gold Christian Louboutins.
"No matter what I do, [my boobs] are there, so what are you gonna do?" told E!'s Giuliana Rancic. "I looked in the mirror and I was like, 'Oh, god.'
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"If I stand up too straight, there is a possibility," she admitted of a possible wardrobe malfunction taking place later in the evening. "So if I hunch, that's why. It's not because I have terrible posture. It's because I have a fear of things coming out."
As a back-up, Dennings' boyfriend, Nick Zano, had been "alerted" to the situation.
"He's always primed and ready," Dennings explained.
Season 2 of "2 Broke Girls" premieres Monday, Sept. 24 on CBS.