'2 Broke Girls' premiere: A dead rock star puts the cupcake shop on the map
The opening was marred by rock star Roland kicking the bucket while buying and eating some cupcakes. It was initially a god-send -- the candlelight vigil brought in lots of business. But then the autopsy revealed he died from choking on their cupcakes and that night only brought urine from a homeless man.
But there was some good news. Hanh has agreed to let them use the backroom of the diner rent free until they make $250,000 because they are his friends. Aww.
The highlight of the episode was really Max's recap of what happened this summer:
Anything new, let's see, well -- Facebook went public and Edward Snowden went private. Kim and Kanye had a baby, so now there's another Kardashian to not keep up with. Paula Deen is out, gay marriage is in and a teacher in California is out for letting her students get it in. Justin Bieber got a hit and run, Chris Brown got a hit and run, Rihanna got hit and still didn't run. Oprah gave Lindsay two million dollars, cunnilingus gave Michael Douglas throat cancer and Michael Douglas gave guys everywhere another excuse not to do that. Egypt went crazy, Amanda Bynes went crazier and the NSA checks our phones like a crazy ex-girlfriend. Oh, and Texas hates women, Florida hates blacks and everybody hates everything, with the exception of Angelina Jolie, who is totally awesome.
What did you think of the premiere of "2 Broke Girls"?