'30 Rock': Nice day for a fight, wedding

30-rock-wedding.jpgLemon is on a man-mining expedition. She's dateless for Floyd's wedding and doesn't want to be, so she determines that she can ferret out the man she's supposed to be with by revisiting all of her old boyfriends. Surely one of them won't be as bad as she remembered? Well...

Sexy, stupid Drew (Jon Hamm) now has two hooks instead of hands after a helicopter ride gone wrong. And Dennis is trying to recapture the magic that was balloon boy, but with an actual boy in the balloon. And who would you guess Cerie has seated next to Lemon at her wedding? The ever-present Wesley! And he's smugger than ever. When he points out that the only thing wrong with him is that she hates him -- which makes him actually the least despicable of her ex-boyfriends -- she decides to invite him to Floyd's wedding.

Once there, he drops the bomb that he lost his job and needs her to get him U.S. residency because he simply can't face the London Olympics: "We're not prepared, Liz!" Terrified by Wesley's creepy facial expressions and desperation-as-love act, Lemon literally pounces on the first man she sees at the wedding... then she finds out he's a plushie and returns with her head down to Wesley to propose marriage. To be continued...

And while Lemon is juggling men on purpose, Jack wishes he had less women in his life. Avery bails on their date to Cerie's wedding because she's having her annual menstruation thanks to Dodecacil. Then Nancy shows up for an unannounced weekend of fun in NYC. Jack tries to keep things platonic to ensure that an already complicated situation doesn't get more fraught, but he just can't resist Nancy's red lingerie.

The next morning, she mentions what a big deal it is to her because Jack's the only man she's ever slept with besides her husband. Jack takes Nancy to the wedding to confess and repent, but she threatens to leave him forever once the ceremony is over. He calls on Lemon to stall, resulting in some spectacularly inappropriate scripture recitations about masturbation and circumcision. To be continued...