'Agents of SHIELD,' 'American Horror Story' and more of the best lines of the week
Warning: There are spoilers ahead for anyone who hasn't watched everything on TV this week.
"It's a brave new world, boys. Don't you read the papers? Anyone can listen in on your phone -- even when it's turned off." - Carter on "Person of Interest"
"I would happily build a treehouse and spend the rest of my days dodging poison arrows and lost boys as long as I had you by my side." --Snow White on "Once Upon a Time"
"Do you want to keep playing, or do you want to win?" - The Mother to Barney on a "How I Met Your Mother" flashback
"I can't be part of your bad girl shenanigans." - Simmons to Skye on "Agents of SHIELD"
"There are dogs tracking us, and you bring a prosciutto sandwich?" - Ward to Fitz on "Agents of SHIELD"
"Rumors of my demise have been ... pretty much true." - Recently undead Officer Andy Brooks on "Sleepy Hollow"
"Strawberry lube?" - Christy
"They were out of ham flavor. Don't eat it in the car." - Bonnie on "Mom"
"I do consider myself to be a tactful person. That's a very attractive tie. You don't even notice the milk stain on it." - Brennan on "Bones"
"No one appreciates the power of the mollusk!" - Hodgins on "Bones"
"My love for you is stronger than my gag reflex." - Angela on "Bones"
"I have no interest in cases I have no interest in." - Red Reddington on "The Blacklist"
"No one wants to talk to you, Remy. You're the press." - Caleb on "Ravenswood"
"Klaus Mikaelson can suck it." - Josh (and probably everyone else on New Orleans) on "The Originals"
"I don't need to work out. I'm old-fashioned Coney Island fat-strong." - Nick on "New Girl"
"Hey, what's up, Jason Street?" - Nick to wheelchair-bound Winston on "New Girl"
"Ride that hotdog hat all the way to the Moon!" - Jess on "New Girl"
"No manners, no bacon." - Terry to The Cannon on "Back in the Game"
"You've been given sight ... It's the greatest gift to have and the hardest one to live with." - Fiona on "American Horror Story"
"Truth be told, I really don't wanna be powerful. I just wanna find a good husband and have three kids. I think I have a really good shot, I work out and I play fantasy football." - Kaylie on "American Horror Story"
"Talking to you on the toilet isn't exactly a picnic for me either. Remember, when you can hear me, I can hear you." - Sheldon to Leonardâ€¬ on "The Big Bang Theory"
"Ann, you beautiful, noble land mermaid." -- Leslie to Ann on "Parks and Recreation"
"Maybe I didn't realize what you went through as a kid because you handled it so well." - Mike
"It's OK. I got a lot of sympathy make-outs because of it." - Ian in "The Michael J. Fox Show"
"Technically yes. But actually, no. Not really. So, no." - Audrey, on whether or not she knows Nathan, in "Haven"
Did we miss any? Let us know in the comments section!