'Agents of SHIELD', 'The Voice' and more of the best lines on TV this week

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The fall season is deep in November sweeps, leading to a lot of good TV episodes with quote a few memorable lines. Zap2it had collected some of the very best from the week of November 17 for your reading pleasure, covering things like "Parks and Recreation," "American Horror Story: Coven" and "The Walking Dead."

Read and enjoy some of these special moments, but beware the  spoilers that lie ahead.

"You can lose a lot of soldiers but still win the game. That's the King. That's the guy you want to capture." - The Governor when explaining chess to the little girl Megan on "The Walking Dead"

"I'm tired of everything holding me back. From now on, anything that holds me back, I don't have time for." - T.J. on "Betrayal"

"Give it a name. Names always make things better, they make them real. Trust me." - Rumpelstiltskin's father on "Once Upon a Time"

"You got shot ..." - Quinn on "Homeland"
"No s***, you shot me!"  - Carrie

"Don't scan my testicles -- ever again." - Kennex to Dorian as they discuss his problems meeting women on "Almost Human"

"The only thing that keeps bothering me is they look like 'American Horror Story,' the coven, back there." - CeeLo Green about the shadowy backup singers during his team member Cole Vosbury's performance on "The Voice"

"You know it would be nice if for once Thor and his people sent the god of cleaning up after yourself down." - Coulson on "Agents of SHIELD"

"She's on a flip-phone, Jess. That means she's either poor or a time traveler." - Schmidt on "New Girl"

"Seriously, Toto is amazing. I will not argue about this bro, Toto is amazeballs." - Kyle on "American Horror Story: Coven"

"Why did it take me so long to realize this? There are no consequences to my actions anymore. No matter what I do, nothing bad can happen to me. I'm like a white, male U.S. senator." - Leslie on "Parks and Recreation"

"OK, there's creepy and there's if-I-pee-my-pants-no-one's-allowed-to-make-fun-of-me." - Olivia on "Ravenswood"

"You can't cook in a filthy kitchen." -- Visiting mother-in-law Beth to Annie on "The Michael J. Fox Show"

"The bucket lacks dignity." -- Dr. Webber, arguing against fried chicken for a makeshift Thanksgiving dinner on "Grey's Anatomy"

"So is this your first time destroying a supernatural monster with a magical book?" - Duke on "Haven"

"I'm not your friend. I'm like your sexual puppy-dog." - Booth on "Bones"
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