Amanda Bynes wants Drake to 'murder' her lady parts
She has gotten a DUI, asked the President of the United States for help with said DUI, was involved in several car accidents, including two hit-and-runs, had another accident while driving with a suspended license and possibly under the influence of drugs, locked herself in the dressing room of a boutique, got kicked out of spin class for erratic behavior, locked herself in a cupcake shop bathroom, called Jay-Z "ugly face" and then began sporting long, curly, blonde hair and pierced cheeks.
Now she tweets, "I want Drake to murder my vagina."
That's great. In a country where someone is sexually assaulted every two minutes, we should definitely be referring to sexual relations as "murder."
And while the tweet itself isn't funny at all, here are the best responses to it we found on Twitter.