'American Idol' recap: Define "Final"
After the credits, Ryan tells us that twelve male and twelve female singers will be selected for tonight's show. We flash back to January 19th -- incidentally, the night the second show of the season was aired -- when the Top 42 were delivered to the Wynn hotel and allowed to watch a private performance of the watery revue show Le Reve: The Dream. And that's where they'll be performing for the judges later, although on a platform over the pool instead of in it. Ryan tells us that the Top 42 sang for the judges "yesterday," confusing the timeline further, with a song and a single accompanist playing the instrument of their choice. We flash back to Jennifer's meltdown at this phase last year, and Ryan pre-enacts the walk down the runway onto the circular platform where each contestant will sit down in the chair to face the judges for the last time before the live shows. It's totes dramatic.
I'm hoping (vainly, as it turns out) that the timeline-futzing is done for now as we join the remaining contestants wondering at 10:00 AM what's next, and thinking back on all their past performances. Jen Hirsh is the first one called out by Ryan, and we get flashbacks of her first audition in Galveston, her successful Hollywood week group rounds, and killing it with "Georgia on My Mind" as her last Hollywood solo performance. And then we're back in a past we haven't seen yet, as she gave a loosey-goosey blues performance for the judges yesterday that didn't seem to leave Randy entirely impressed. Finally she makes it to the chair in front of the judges. Steven says it's not easy, which freaks her out, but Randy overplays the pause, telling her she made it through after she's already figured it out that he wouldn't be making her wait this long for a no. "Did you have to string it out so long?" Steven asks him as Jen heads back. Jen reunites with what looks like the whole Hirsh clan. And there's only going to be two more hours of this? How are they going to fit all 42 in? Hold me.