'American Idol' recap: Double Dream Hands All The Way
Anyway, Randy and Steven. Steven and Randy. The healthy people and their accents. Danny Gokey and his wife that dropped dead that time. J. Lo and Steven Tyler pretending to be enthusiastic about this, and about talking to Randy Jackson about how this year -- as opposed to years past -- they're looking for "the whole package." Then Steven Tyler says some pathetic babble that makes no sense, because he is a national embarrassment.
The Milwaukee Art Museum looks like Lando lives there.
Danny Gokey still has no idea. That's comforting, actually.