'American Idol' recap: Tell Me What You Know About Night Terrors

james-durbin-heavy-metal.jpgRemember how Pia got eliminated based on the votes of America, and Randy Jackson was so confused by that concept? How because J. Lo was upset and the people were shouting and Randy thought it was 2001, he demanded a recount and went all Harvey Keitel on the concept of democracy? That was annoying. He's so consumed with being friends with everybody that he ends up smelling like everything in the fridge, and none of it even means anything.

Tonight, he's wearing a cardigan and necktie, and Steven Tyler has gone all the way through his Kohl's storehouse and ended up with a flouncy little number Agnes Moorehead might find a bit much. So there's that.

Quick run through the whole concept of voting, and People magazine decided that J. Lo is pretty or something. They're always on the forefront of what you call the celebrity news cycle. It's fairly embarrassing for J. Lo, which is fun.