'America's Next Top Model' recap: By the Short Hairs
And then the Tyovers commence. Ashlee Simpson is just sort of lurking around for no real reason, making everyone nervous. You'd think the fact that these bitches have all been through this process before would mean that they'd all handle it with aplomb, but alas! That is not the case. Lisa is going short again, and is upset because she's getting married in two months. It's not called America's Next Top Wedding Hair. Get over it. And then Bre, who has come off as the coolest of cucumbers, freaks out about her shaved-side shorter cut. She goes and cries in the bathroom and threatens to leave the show, because she's so full of rage. Well it's already cut now, you might as well hang out for a while. Eventually she decides to stay, though her confidence has taken a hit. On the positive side, Alexandria loves her new, shorter, shaggy 'do. Much of it covers her face, which I think is a positive.
Post-makeover, the girls head straight into a photo shoot/challenge. The girls are instructed to create their own Pink's hot dog (Pink's being a hot dog place that is famous in Hollywood), and make it consistent with their brand word. They will then take a photo of the whole situation, because what the world needs is more images of ladies with their wide open mouths wrapped around hot dogs. Laura gets freaky with the BBQ sauce, and I guess it's lovable in the way that a person loves porn. Dominique survives a big dog, while Lisa goes daring with her bunless dog. There is so much food hanging out of peoples' mouths -- it's like my nightmare.