'America's Next Top Model' recap: Work Your Salad
Jay paid a visit to the models to tell them that they'll be collaborating with designer Michael Cinco to create their final runway gowns, which will have an "immortal goddess" theme. You may remember Michael Cinco from the garbage dump shoot last season. He may also be Michael Jackson, embalmed. Dress ideas ranged from Angelea's "Greek Grace Jones" to Laura's "Goddess of Birthed Calves and Wheat." This is when we need to start lobbying for Laura to make the final two.
And then, it all happened. The girls learned that for their photo shoot they would be modeling underwear whilst in a GIANT GREEK SALAD. They were shot by famed photographer Nikolos Papadopolous, lesser known adoptive brother of Webster. People, there were so many carafes of olive oil poured on so many lady parts. Laura poured it on her face. HER FACE!!!!! Jay almost had my favorite quote when he told Dominique to work her salad, but then he trumped himself with this little gem: "It's okay to spread your legs, it won't look raunchy. I wouldn't put a block of cheese between your legs. It's not the most flattering." I mean, the whole thing is amazing. Can you imagine how these people must have smelled of feta for days? And then of course there's Shannon, who declined to participate in the shoot altogether because of her strong moral stance against posing in giant salad bowls. Way to stick up for what you believe in, lady!