Angelina Jolie is off 'Lara Croft: Tomb Raider'

Angelina_jolie_lara_croft_01 Angelina Jolie is not fit to be Lara Croft anymore.

No, don't argue with me. It's over and done with.

According to E!, Warner Bros. has confirmed plans to reboot its successful "Lara Croft: Tomb Raider" franchise. Just not with Angelina.

According to the Hollywood Reporter, the third film will completely revise the sexy, video-game-based Croft and will probably change her origin (no more English aristocracy blood) and introduce exciting missions, positions, love interests and bad guys.

It's just way too early to sign a star, the producers say, until they've cast a writer and director.

Oh yeah, it's sooo unheard of to sign on a star before the writers or director. Who are they kidding?

But so far, you know who -- Megan Fox -- is the undisputed blog-world pick to succeed Mama Angelina Jolie.

Don't feel bad for Angie. She's probably going to adopt another kid this year anyway.

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Photo: Warner Bros.