Angelina Jolie is off 'Lara Croft: Tomb Raider'
No, don't argue with me. It's over and done with.
According to E!, Warner Bros. has confirmed plans to reboot its successful "Lara Croft: Tomb Raider" franchise. Just not with Angelina.
According to the Hollywood Reporter, the third film will completely revise the sexy, video-game-based Croft and will probably change her origin (no more English aristocracy blood) and introduce exciting missions, positions, love interests and bad guys.
It's just way too early to sign a star, the producers say, until they've cast a writer and director.
Oh yeah, it's sooo unheard of to sign on a star before the writers or director. Who are they kidding?
But so far, you know who -- Megan Fox -- is the undisputed blog-world pick to succeed Mama Angelina Jolie.
Don't feel bad for Angie. She's probably going to adopt another kid this year anyway.
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