Report: Angelina Jolie is a psycho who laughs when her kids cry?

angelina_jolie_kids.jpgOh, those former celebrity assistants, nannies and bodyguards. God, how we love  it when they spill the frioles on their employers. How else would we know what celebrities are really like?

For instance, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's former bodyguard describes Angie to InTouch as an erratic, unreasonable, impatient, self-centered control freak who giggles when her kids cry.

Well, that sure runs counter to her public persona of a tireless nurturing mother, a caring, international child advocate and an indefatigable  supporter of childrens welfare around the globe.

"Angelina has a public and a private persona," explains the former bodyguard. "In my opinion, the real Angelina is self-centered and a control freak. She has no patience at all. She doesn't do things out of the kindness of her heart. And she's totally psycho."