Angie, why so glum at the Globes?

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For all you Angelina Jolie fans (or non-fans) who wondered why she acted like such a major C word on the Globes red carpet, check out my theory here, complete with a gallery of fashion flashbacks of painful past awards appearances at the Globes and the Oscars. In a word, the girl, interrupted was flooded with repressed memories. It's my theory, and I'm sticking with it. What's yours?

Photo Credits: Angelina Jolie, the dark days. Maybe she was sad Monday night because she suddenly recalled that she actually went to the Globes with Billy Bob Thornton wearing scary Halloweeny black brows. Yikes. No wonder they divorced.
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