Anna Kendrick's 10 best tweets: Ryan Gosling and other things that will make you want to B her FF
Yes, this week Kendrick tweeted something really funny and kind of uncomfortable about Ryan Gosling and masturbation, but some of us already knew that she was a hilarious tweeter.
For those of you who have just started following Kendrick and thus are unaware of her all-encompassing awesome greatness, we have helpfully compiled 10 Anna Kendrick tweets that make us want to kidnap her and force her to come to all our birthday parties.
Ugh - NEVER going to a Ryan Gosling movie in a theater again. Apparently masturbating in the back row is still considered "inappropriate"-- Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) January 14, 2013
If you wear heels on cross country flights, we probably can't be friends.-- Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) December 1, 2012
HOW WILL I EVER TRULY KNOW THE FEELING OF SELF LOATHING AGAIN WITHOUT HOSTESS SNO BALLS?? THIS IS LIKE A NIGHTMARE!!!!!!!-- Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) November 17, 2012
If we're going to be friends you should already know the answer to this question: "So, should we bake any of this... or just eat the dough?"-- Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) October 15, 2012
Thought for the day: If I were going to take a naked picture of myself, I would at least clean my room first.-- Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) December 10, 2012
There r few things in this world as perversely satisfying as popping zits, but Ive thought of one. Ripping off false lashes, amirite ladies?-- Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) June 22, 2012
WHO uses the alarm bell as their ringtone??? That damn sound makes my balls jump up into my body. Wait, what?-- Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) October 12, 2012
Every time I talk to a fancy journalist and they ask what I do in my free time my scumbag brain goes "say masturbate, it'll be hilarious"-- Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) September 24, 2012
When you first saw The Truman Show, did anyone else walk around for the next week not picking your nose JUST in case?-- Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) September 18, 2012
My mom's flight got screwed up so now she'll get in tomorrow. I have to keep my place clean for ANOTHER 24 hours? God help me.-- Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) August 10, 2012