'Bachelorette' Desiree Hartsock and Chris Siegfried release poetry memoir 'Diamonds + Hearts'

diamonds-hearts-poetry-memoir-desiree-hartsock-chris-siegfried-bachelorette.jpgStop what you are doing for the rest of the day, "Bachelorette" fans. Because there's a poetry memoir available from Desiree Hartsock and Chris Siegfried and it must be read (and mocked) ASAP.

In case you've blocked it out, during Desiree's "Bachelorette" season, Chris wrote her several poems and then Desiree got in on the fun later in the season. One such poem from Chris was called "Individually Defined" and it went a little something like this:

The strongest words with so much meaning,
 hard to say without a stammer.

But when expressed with true feeling,

Sincere, for no other word can mean so much more.

Like the time we spent atop the Hotel 17,

Feelings had changed and were oh so real,

Meant to be Is how I feel.

Our hearts are open,

Words expressed by you,
Feelings that I know are so true.


I look forward to the unknown, 

Appreciate the emotion you have shown.

And I'm also hopeful to see if in your heart I have found a home

Expressed in writing and felt through touch,

Enjoy this moment and embrace this rush.

The strongest words with so much meaning,

Not so hard to believe it's true.

Our hearts are open and in every kiss,

I truly mean that I love you.

But wait! There's more!

If you buy 15 copies of the book (which equals $120 for the Kindle version,  $195 for the paperback), you can receive a signed copy plus Chris and Desiree will follow you on Twitter. Yes, that is totally worth over $100.

If you buy 50 copies, you get all of the aforementioned things plus a 10-minute phone call with Chris and Des. And if you buy 100 copies -- so, $800 to $1300 now -- you get all of the above plus a 30-minute Skype with the happy couple.

If you have a spare thousand dollars lying around, let us know what they're like, OK?
Photo/Video credit: DH Poetry