'Bachelorette' recap: With a Little Help from Her 'Friends'
Anyway, we open with Emily's perfectly made-up mom bringing perfectly made-up Emily breakfast in bed while Ricki is outside the bedroom refusing to come in because Ricki is the only one in the House of Blondes with any kind of sense.
Over at the bachelor pad, Chris Harrison bellows for the sixteen remaining bros to come out into the courtyard so he can tell them about the three group dates, which I think was a one-on-one, a group date and maybe one of the guys will get tossed into Jabba's pit to fight the rancor.
He's got the first date card, which he places on this coffee table/rock garden/fire pit/thing and then slowly backs away, like he just lowered chum into the shark tank and he wants to get clear as quickly as possible. It's a date for Chris: "Love is a steady climb," is what he says, and Chris says he's excited to get to know Emily and for her to get to know him. He says he'll be devastated if he doesn't get that rose tonight. Whenever a guy on this show says something like that, I picture all of his friends making it their ringtones.