'Saturday Night Live,' 'Homeland,' 'Psych' and more of the best lines on TV this weekAdd to Favorites | Saturday Night Live
"I didn't like you because you were an FBI agent. I liked you because you were smart. And marginally easy on the eyes." -- Rebecca on "White Collar"
Shawn: "Gus, don't be the very model of a modern major general."
Yang: "Shawn, I say this from my heart when I tell you I'm so glad I did not detonate your mother."
Lassiter: "You two hit the theater, I'll take Mr. T and Crackerjacks back to the looney bin."
"I'm a villain and villains don't get happy endings." -- Mr. Gold on "Once Upon A Time"
"Talking's overrated -- I mean, that must have been really hard." -- Shaw on "Person of Interest"
"Is there even one person on the planet you trust, Saul?" -- Carrie
"This was about redemption. Mine." -- Brody
"Two tours in Baghdad and now a baby is taking you to your knees?" -- Carrie's dad, Frank, to Carrie
"Our job isn't to change the law, our job is to uphold the law. Even the ones we don't like." -- Frank on "Blue Bloods"
"This week we learned you can judge a book by its cover." Seth Meyers about "Duck Dynasty" star Phil Robertson during Weekend Update on "Saturday Night Live"
"That's f***ed up." -- Demi Lovato after the ill-advised joke about her drinking on "The X Factor"