Betty White's advice for a long, happy life: 'Try not to die'
Appropriately for someone who's demonstrated such longevity in show business, the topic was "Top 10 Betty White tips for living a long and happy life." It included such wisdom nuggets as "Exercise. Or don't. What the hell do I care?" and "Schedule nightly appointment with Dr. Johnnie Walker."
Our favorite may be No. 4 ("Take some wheatgrass, soy paste and carob, toss in the garbage and cook yourself a big-ass piece of pork"), but in terms of practical advice, it's hard to beat No. 3: "Try not to die."
White -- whose TV Land sitcom "Hot in Cleveland" begins a new season on Wednesday -- presents the full Top 10 list below.