'Big Brother' recap: Airing of Grievances
After Brendon's exit, Rachel snots at Daniele about the cheers Brendon got from the love audience, like Daniele cares.
Back to the HoH competition. People are wiping out and dropping their liquid. Not a euphemism. The rain and the foam keep pouring down, and at one point Jordan actually disappears completely when she falls. Shelly pauses to help fish her out, because it's not like Shelly's going to win anyway. From the sidelines, Daniele is trying to push Kalia to move faster, which only annoys Kalia. Later, Jeff has a lead, with Porsche and Rachel in a near-tie for second. The houseguests start complaining about bubbles in their eyes, and Adam suddenly takes a gainer so hard that it almost looks like something might come of it, but he's fine. More yammering form everyone about how they need to win, all the way into the ads. This is keeping me on the edge of my seat. The back edge, but still.
Back from the commercials, the competition has been going for more than an hour and twenty minutes, and Jeff's lead is widening. Rachel suddenly decides to start cheering Jeff on to show she's on his side. Canny. Finally, Jeff wins it after an hour and a half. Daniele wades out onto the Slip 'n Slide to give Jeff his key, and Jeff and Jordan are both pretty happy about his win. Porsche's worried about what will happen to her and Kalia and Daniele, while Rachel DRs, "Come on, girls, at least when you win, I pretend like I'm happy!" Liar. Rachel acts like they're the sore losers who caught an undeserved bad break. See, Rachel, that's what you look like from the outside.