'Big Brother' recap: Jungle Boogie

big-brother-14-cast.jpgThe Chenbot tells me that it's Double Eviction Night! Holy moly, are my typing fingers going to get a workout. Things are happening! And hopefully one of those things is the elimination of Boogie! Let's go!

After the previouslies, we get a live shot of the hamsters while Julie explains that either Boogie or Jenn is going home tonight. Let's take a moment to discuss Boogie's outfit. First, I need to remind you that, for the Season 2 finale, Boogie wore a custom baby blue basketball uniform that said Chilltown on it. And proposed to Krista. That must never be forgotten. If you ever start to feel sympathy for Boogie, just remember that happened and you will throw up ten times and then hate him again. So tonight, Boogie is wearing madras shorts, a gray button-down, a pink blazer with the sleeves rolled up revealing a gray patterned cuff, glasses, and a white hat. Can you believe that he put that ensemble together, looked in the mirror, and went, "Yeah, that's it." I mean, what? What is wrong with his brain? So, so much.

But back to the double elimination. Here's the skinny. Eviction, quick HOH, immediate nomination for eviction, POV competition, and second eviction. All in an hour! Hey, got to give props for Julie's cute mod trapeze dress. The side ponytail in her hair isn't the greatest, but she looks cute overall.

When last we saw our hamsters, Jenn was the replacement nominee after Frank took himself off the block. And Boogie refused to shake Dan's hand, like a child. Jenn vows in the DR that she's NOW going to become a force to be reckoned with. Girl, you are in no danger. Calm the **** down. Frank DRs that he knows Jenn is a pawn but they need to get votes.