Bikini battle: Jennifer Aniston vs. SI swimsuit model Brooklyn Decker
Not just any swimsuit model, mind you. Just the fairest-of-them-all chosen babe who needs no retouching and gets to grace the coveted cover? Did we add that the swimsuit model is 5'9", only 23, reminds almost everyone of a young(er) Elin Nordegren and you're say, 41.
Not exactly a thrilling prospect, right?