'Bones,' 'How I Met Your Mother' and more best lines from March 23-29

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A round-up of the best TV line for the week of March 23-29.

'The Walking Dead'

"You don't need a picture of me. You never will again." -- Maggie to Glenn

'Dancing With the Stars'

"My legs could potentially fly off when I'm dancing." -- Amy Purdy

"I'm only comfortable when I'm in front of a big group of people." -- Drew Carey

"You're worse than Bristol Palin. And she was bad!" -- Mark Ballas to Candace Cameron Bure (about costumes)

"I wanted to cry." -- Billy Dee Williams, about his first-week scores

'Dallas'

"Blackmail never sours." -- Sue Ellen

"This is about you wanting to punish J.R. for the way he treated you. I'm not J.R." -- John Ross to Sue Ellen

'How I Met Your Mother'

"Whatcha writing?" -- Marshall
"It's my wedding day -- what do you think I'm writing?" -- Barney
"Suicide note?" -- Marshall
"Hey-o!" -- Lily
[Pause]
"Oh God, is it a suicide note?" -- Marshall

'Teen Wolf'

"I sometimes ran from cougars trying to eat me." -- Malia
"I have the same problem." -- Coach

"I just don't think I can do it." -- Danny
"Date me?" -- Ethan
"Date a werewolf." -- Danny
"You knew?" -- Ethan
"Dude, it's Beacon Hills." -- Danny

'Bones'

"I've seen this movie. It doesn't end well for humanity." -- Cam

"Everyone should get extra credit for going to Buffalo." -- Hodgins

"We're here to inform you that your brother has been murdered. And that corn is not a vegetable." -- Brennan

"A grown woman obsessed with a giant orange phallic symbol? Yeah, I'm comfortable calling her crazy." -- Sweets

"'Death had never looked so dead as the death now in front of them. All life drained -- only death covered the dead.' Do you think he was dead?" -- Cam, reading Clark's book

'Suits'

"I'm going to sue you for sucking." -- Louis

"That is a soy latte with a double shot of fear and guilt." -- Donna

"I don't know why I had a heart attack, but it won't happen again." -- Louis

"You crossed out Jaime and Circe Lannister?" -- Sheila
"I thought they were too controversial a couple." -- Louis

"The Donna of today is a genius. Well, the genius of Donna is every day." -- Donna

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