'Bones' quotes: The art and humor spoken in 'The But in the Joke'Add to Favorites | Bones
Hodgins: "Babe, I need your secret stash of peanut butter!"
Angela: "The sparkplug you married conducted an unfettered sex life and never lived anywhere for more than a couple of years."
Fisher: "Are we allowed to laugh?"
Zed: "Everyone here is this weird combo of smart and dumb."
Zed: "You can't just pin me down and slather peanut butter all over my private self!"
Fisher: "It's weird when the remains talk."
Brennan: "I find their upbeat demeanor highly suspicious."
Fisher: "I already slathered him with peanut butter, plied with pharmaceuticals... Now I gotta give him a sponge bath?"
Fisher: "My routine is dark, disturbing and uncomfortable. Just the way a comedy show should be."
Sweets: "If anyone knows heckling, it's Fisher."
Angela: "Cool isn't really a thing anymore."
Hodgins: "Thank you for proving my point."
Hodgins: "I hate to think about how many turnips this guy bludgeoned to death."
Fisher: "Laugh! Laugh at the emptiness of my pain!"
Annie Pinkus: "I'm not funny. I write funny. But I'm not funny. Some people are funny. Like you. Others, like me, we do better off writing for the funny people."
Angela: "Comedian killed by a brutal swirly..."