'Castle' preview: Bring dollar bills, leave your modesty behind
And though the show will obviously touch on the darker side of the industry (failed actors, lost innocence, petty rivalries), you better believe there will also be poorly choreographed, half-naked men writhing on stage and generally making Castle very uncomfortable.
In this speak peak of the episode, watch as his glee from female attention fades into misery when suspect number one (Hans, obviously) takes the stage with several scantily clad faux firefighters.
And did we mention this case requires Beckett and Castle pose as a couple?
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