'Celebrity Rehab': Jeremy Jackson thinks bottled water makes you bisexual

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Jeremy Jackson, best known as Hobie on "Baywatch," is enjoying a relaxing stay at Dr. Drew's "Celebrity Rehab" ranch to deal with his addiction to steroids, now that he's kicked his crystal meth habit. He says that after ten years of sobriety, he decided to go back to acting class to "be the next Sylvester Stallone."

So, he did what you do when you want to be Sylvester Stallone -- he hit the gym. "But having that addict mentality, for a guy like me, it's just not fast enough," he admits. "I want results, like, now." Three years later, he's spent $200,000 on steroids (including one that's used almost exclusively for cattle before the slaughter), so off to Dr. Drew he went.

When he arrived at the ranch, he brought a truck full of various appliances, including a large water filter. "What about bottled water?" asked a staff member. "Are you okay with bottled water?"

"In a pinch," Jackson said hesitantly. "That plastic leeches and causes cancer and bisexuality, it's been linked to directly."

Yep. Jeremy Jackson thinks bottled water might make him want to sleep with men.

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