Charlie Sheen calls Farrah Abraham 'desperate' with 'tranny boobs' after text messages leak

Charlie Sheen is spitting mad at Farrah Abraham for leaking their flirtatious text messages, so the "Anger Management" star repaid the favor in kind by apparently carbon copying TMZ on his hateful rejection letter -- sent via SMS, of course. Here is Charlie in his own eloquent words: 

"hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua;

I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn.

your daughter must be so proud.

please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.

oh and I'm sure they'll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o'clock shadow.


Earlier texts between the couple -- whose shared interests include mainly porn -- started with Farrah buttering up Charlie for a part on "Anger Management," progressed to her inviting him on a playdate with their respective children, and concluded with potential plans for a porn star party, with 22-year-old Farrah open to whatever 47-year-old Charlie is "comfortable with."

Well, sadly, it sounds like Ms. Abrahams can kiss that guest starring role goodbye. 

Sheen isn't the only one telling Abraham off either. During her appearance on Howard Stern's radio show, one of Stern's staffers told Farrah she is "everything wrong with entertainment media and pop culture today" and accused her of lying about the origins of her supposedly candid sex tape, "Back Door Teen Mom."
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