Charlie Sheen employs 'Tweet Master,' a ghost twitterer

charlie-sheen-first-tweet.jpg Charlie Sheen signed on to Twitter last week amidst all his crazy shenanigans and set a new Guinness record for being the user to reach a million followers in the shortest amount of time. But Radar Online says that Sheen isn't exactly tweeting for himself.

According to Radar's senior editor Dylan Howard, "[Sheen] doesn't actually do the tweets himself. He has a "tweet-master" as he calls it. He calls this person on the traditional cell phone, or the house phone when I was there, and says the message that he wants out." Radar is reporting that the Tweet Master is Bob Maron.

We're disappointed to find this out, but we have so many questions. First, if Charlie can take the time to call this Bob fellow, why doesn't he have time to tweet? He does realize he can do Tweet from a cell phone too, right?

Secondly, does he dictate verbatim to Bob? Or does Charlie give him the gist and Bob has some artistic license? Finally, does Bob ever just tweet from the account on his own because he feels he understands the spirit of Charlie?

So many questions. Also - was this account really Charlie? "MySpace." Hee.
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