Charlie Sheen's lawyer advised him to stop speaking to the press, but this rockstar from Mars won't be silenced! Instead of talking to the press, Sheen decided to broadcast live from his home on Saturday night via UStream.
It's been a wild week for Sheen -- just yesterday, he broke up with one of his "goddesses," Rachel Oberlin, also known as Bree Olson, but they're back together again -- she simply had to go "take care of some business" in "some little town in middle America." His other goddess, Natalie Kenly, who shall henceforth be known as Natty Napalm, was in the house for the live broadcast.
He began the show by saying hello to his five children, Cassandra, Sam, Lola, Max, and Bob. "If you're watching, tell mom to leave the room, because it's on."
Sheen showed off his new tattoo, on his wrist, which simply reads "winning." He then called out some recent winners: the youngest boy scout, an eagle that crashed into a windshield and later recovered, and Josie Dimples. "An 80 year old woman who tweeted and said that she is winning. Josie Dimples, we salute you," Sheen says, before taking a polaroid, signing it, and vowing to send it her way.
Sheen continues to discuss winners -- as we publish this article, he's still chatting. Watch the live broadcast above.