Charlie Sheen revamps 'Torpedo of Truth' show after bombing in Detroit
Sheen reportedly stayed up until 4:30 a.m. figuring out how to change the show and decided on - him sitting in a chair, being interviewed by his tour producer Joey Scoleri. Topics pretty much covered the stuff he's been talking about everywhere for weeks now.
On his failed relationships: "Marriage for me sucked. I'm 0-for-3." Denise Richards is " the kidnapper" and "nice try, b****. I got those kids back, didn't I? She sent 9,000 cops to my house looking for drugs and guns. They found one gun from 1848."
On CBS: "I didn't walk away from s***. I got fired. That's not f****** cool. They didn't give a f*** that I was hammered for eight years. But as soon as I spoke back and said, 'F*** you, you're a creep...' I'm not knocking "Two and a Half Men." I'm talking about the weirdos who run it. If they hired me back I'd do it again."
On being a goddess: You have to be f****** me. Start there. The rest is up to you! ... I tried a third. I did. You can't keep an eye on the third one. I have two eyes. I have two goddesses. I'm not bipolar. I'm bi-winning."The clip below is from the show. Warning: Profanity, as if you didn't know.