Charlie Sheen taking his tour to Haiti?
But will Sheen be able to work his crazy tiger blood-enhanced magic on the beleaguered people of Haiti?
According to TMZ, Sheen plans to take his "comedy" tour to the country, which was devastated by an earthquake last year, with the help of pal and de facto king of Haitian refugee camps Sean Penn. All proceed will go to charity, per TMZ's source. We're just having a hard time figuring out who will be able to pony up the money for a ticket in the first place.