Courtney Stodden's YouTube channel: 'Veggies are sexy' and more gems from the child bride
So, maybe you aren't aware of this phenomenon that is Courtney Stodden. She's a 17-year-old girl who gained fame by marrying Doug Hutchison, a 51-year-old actor of "Lost" fame, when she was only 16 (her mother signed a consent form).
She has since been seen all over the internet flashing her body in provocative ways. But now. Now she has launched a YouTube video series, which is really all we hoped it would be and more. Above, she shows off her "sexy" tomato, which looks like it has a little penis-shaped appendage.
Below, Courtney spends 11 minutes complaining about how much her foot hurts. And below that, she jumps rope in slow motion. Hawt.
Seriously, she can't be for real, right? She has to be some kind of super-genius, out to demonstrate all the myriad of things that are wrong with our society, right? Please? Sigh.