Dad wears Daisy Duke shorts to teach his teenage daughter a lesson
The photos first appeared on the daughter's Tumblr page with a caption that read:
"My mom told me to change my 'slutty' shorts before we went to dinner. I said no. So my dad cut his jeans to fit in. We went to dinner and then mini golf like this."
When the photo began to circulate widely over the next week, Scott decided to tell the story in full with a post on his wife's blog. The highlights of the story alone are deserving of a big laugh (or check out the whole thing on the blog).
I know the world has varying degrees of what is modest and what is not when it comes to clothing. In our family we have pretty definite modesty guidelines; No mid-drift or low-cut shirts, no short-shorts, short skirts and we even go as far as saying no sleeveless shirts unless playing sports or on the beach. Having raised four daughters and three sons, I'm a bit protective. Some may call me old fashion, but I call it "A Dad who loves his daughters" (and sons too) I know some of you may be rolling your eyes and that's okay, my daughter does it all the time ...
... My teenage daughter day after day continues to wear clothing that I, as her father, feel is inappropriate and immodest. Her mother and I feel the same about the importance of dressing modest. With that said, let's move onto the night of the happening .......
In an effort to try to spend time with just the family we reserve our Monday evenings for just that ... I heard my wife ask our daughter if she would please change into some longer shorts before leaving. She said "NO!" Instead of turning her response and disrespectful attitude into a major battle, I decided to make a "small" statement on how her short-shorts maybe aren't as "cute" as she thinks!
I ran into my bedroom as the family was loading into the car. I grabbed some scissors and cut some old worn out pants into a set of short-shorts with the ends of the pockets hanging out the bottom. There was only about an inch of material below the crotch of the shorts ... I was a bit worried about going through with this, but felt that it was "OKAY" to make this statement in the privacy of our own home. I was certain that when my daughter saw me, that would be as far as it would have to go to make the point.
As I walked out to the car I could see my daughter and my son in the back seat with their heads down focused on their phones...needless to say they didn't even notice ...
... Well, I had a decision to make. This little plotted scheme did not get noticed, so my thinking that this would end at home, quickly changed to... "I guess we're taking it to the road now."
... As we entered the restaurant we were greeted by many funny looking stares from a slightly small crowd ... We ate dinner and it wasn't a big deal.
My daughter didn't seem to care however like I had hoped she would, so the question to myself was, "Do I let it fail or take it to the next level?" Take it to the next level of course!
"OK, let's go miniature golfing" I said. The family laughed that I might just go through with that we had planned to do before dressing like a spectacle.
As we arrived to the small amusement park, we were met with many stares and pointing fingers as I walked through the lobby and to the miniature golf area. I tried to keep up with my daughter who had expressed that it didn't bother her, but was not about to let me stay very close to her as we walked through the crowded room ...
... Amongst all of the pointing and strange looks, we had a wonderful night of miniature golf and then headed for Artic Circle for milk shakes. As I pulled into a stall, my daughter said, "Uh, no! We are NOT going in!" I said "Sure we are, let's go!" "No!" She said, "Let's go through the drive up." We went in, but she stayed in the car. She had had enough and did not want to go through any further embarrassment ...
... I don't think my object lesson of "modest is hottest" made the statement I had intended. But ... my daughter will always know that her dad loves her and cares about her enough to make a fool out of himself.
Mackintosh has since told news outlets that his daughter has stopped wearing the short shorts.