Dalai Lama joke: Not funny, as per Dalai Lama's reaction
Think fast. How would you use your time given the opportunity for a one-on-one interview with the Dalai Lama?
Australian newsman Karl Stefanovic saw it as his chance to tell the exiled spiritual leader of Tibetan Buddhists a joke. Not necessarily the first thing to occur to any self-respecting reporter. We're glad he asked, though, because it makes for a nice little break from work.
Watch the video above to see how it goes or, if read our play-by-play below:
Stefanovic: "So the Dalai Lama (laughing) walks into a pizza shop and says (snort snort) can you make me one with everything?"
Dalai Lama: Blank stare.
Stefanovic: "Do you know what I mean? Can you make me one (gestures) with everything."
Dalai Lama: If looks could talk, he'd be saying, "You're a total idiot, so I pity you."
Stefanovic: (laughing at himself somewhat maniacally) "Oh, I knew that wouldn't work."
Well, at least his instincts were good on that point.