'Dancing With the Stars' offers 'Fantasy Dancing' as a March Madness substitute
"Dancing With the Stars" has a "Fantasy Dancing" pool on Facebook this season, and if you're not sold on one particular pairing, you can pick a dream team from the set of 11 stars and pros.
The selected duos will be judged not just on how they perform -- but on-camera tears and how effusive Bruno gets in his critique. Points are deducted for talking back to the judges and falling.
But you don't have much time. With the first elimination of Season 12 set in stone after the Mar. 28 performance show, entry closes at 8:00 p.m. ET.
If you're not already convinced, here are Lacey Schwimmer and Mike Catherwood pleading a case for your participation -- and for you to pick them: