'Dancing With The Stars' recap: Bad Romance
Anyway, it's Classical Night! After the individual dances, there will be the season's first team dances. And the first couple to dance tonight will be Katherine and Mark. They have the rumba, and they'll be dancing to "Canon in D." Is that Pachelbel's Canon? Like the wedding processional one? Katherine feels unsure about doing a sexy rumba with classical music. Mark points out that you can't spell classical without ass, and I think Mark just made me laugh for the first time EVER.
They are dressed as Ancient Greeks, I guess? Katherine looks like Helen. I think Mark is supposed to be a Gladiator, which seems more Roman, so maybe they're Roman. Like they did historical research. Mark whips his shirt off and about five women cheer. Don't encourage him, people. It is really, really weird to see a rumba to this music. Also, there is no percussion, so it must be hard to keep the beat. They do a fine job, I guess. It's flowing and there is lots of hip action. It's all just weird. And they definitely kissed at the end, for anyone who cares about such things.