'Dancing With The Stars' recap: The Quick and the Dead

tom-bergeron-dwts-320.jpgLast week, all of the couples danced for the first time, and no one was really awful. Like, there were no Tucker Carlsons. And some of the couples were way better than they should be in the first week. But now they all have to dance again, so we'll find out if last week was a fluke or if it really is going to be the most competitive season yet.

Tom and Boobs, I mean, Brooke welcome us. Seriously, Brooke is wearing the evening gown edition of Alicia's terrible bikini on Survivor. Why is that look haunting me? Is Padma going to wear it on the next season of Top Chef too? Maybe someone will retroactively wear it on Freakylinks. (Yes, I recapped Freakylinks.) (Yes, there was a show on Fox called Freakylinks.). Also, the awkward lady is standing right behind Tom's shoulder again, just like last week. I do not like that. Anyway.

Chelsie and Roshon have the Quickstep this week, so we'll see if he can apply his dancing skills to ballroom. So far in rehearsals, it's not looking good. Chelsie tries to explain that he needs to act like a prince, but at first I thought she meant he needed to act like Prince. Which would be interesting, but not that helpful with the Quickstep.

Roshon is incredibly light on his feet, which really helps with the Quickstep. And his posture and form are fantastic. Really, really good. I still have issues with his feet, just like last week. They're better this week; his placement is better and he's not sliding all around weirdly. But he doesn't always point his toes when he should, and he's so good otherwise that he needs to start focusing on details like that. Other than this feet, this is like a mid-season routine, in terms of his abilities.