'Deadliest Catch's' Sig Hansen's Top 10 reasons he should be on 'Dancing With the Stars'
1. His lack of innate talent.
"Because I'm not that good of a dancer, and it would be a challenge. It'd be fun."
2. The bucket list.
"You only live once. Even though it would be for a very short while and very short-lived, it would be a once-in-a-lifetime thing."
3. Real vs. real.
"Reality TV would hit reality TV in a hard way."
4. The possibility of highly entertaining onscreen conflict.
"I don't think I take criticism too well, so it would be a blast. Let's face it, you come at me, I might have to turn the tables and let 'em have it. If Bruno [judge Bruno Tonioli] came at me, I would have to retaliate. Donny Osmond would kiss him. I wouldn't kiss him; I'd put him in a stranglehold."
5. Educational opportunities.
"The quickstep would be a tough one, which would be fun to learn. I think the waltz would be fun. It looks easy."
6. Dancing in the dark.
"Isn't it a direct correlation between the paso doble and your sex life? Isn't there a direct link? Well, hallelujah!"
7. His wife would like to see him dressed as a matador.
"Anytime after 10 o'clock, yes."
8. He'd like to see himself dressed as a matador.
"After four drinks, yes. Oh, yeah."
9. The chance to represent.
"Think about it, there hasn't been blue-collar on there. There's been all these ex-sports figures. Why not a blue-collar guy?"
10. Spandex is not an issue.
"It's fine. it's a challenge. Let's face it. If you're the manliest of men, and you're not in touch with your feminine side, then you're in denial."
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