Donald Trump dumps Rachel Uchitel from 'Celeb Apprentice' list

donald-trump-rachel-uchitel.jpgOnly one reality show with "Celebrity" in the title for you, Rachel Uchitel.

"Celebrity Apprentice" star/producer Donald Trump, who was recruiting Tiger Woods' ur-mistress to be part of the next edition of the NBC show, has lost interest after she agreed to do VH1's "Celebrity Rehab." (You can take up the ever-expanding definition of "celebrity" in the comments.)