Drake married? Rumors of a secret Vegas wedding
The lucky bride is, apparently, a Miami college student who he met over Twitter. They've only known each other for a week, and according to sources have been "inseparable" for several days.
Whole days. Totally marriage material.
The word is that they flew to Vegas and got married on Monday, and were spotted out on Thursday night wearing matching wedding rings. Drake tweeted, "Streets talking... they'll confirm."
We're guessing this is all a whole lot of crazy talk to make up for a slow news week, so we'll wait for the "streets" to confirm before we make any judgments.