'Duck Dynasty': Charlie Sheen takes on 'shower dodger' Phil Robertson, demands apologyAdd to Favorites |
Sheen, who's often inflammatory himself, posted a lengthy rant on his Twitter account on Saturday (Dec. 21), aimed at "shower dodger" Robertson. "You have offended and hurt so many dear friends of mine, who DO NOT have the voice or the outreach that I do," he writes. "Your statements were and are abhorrently and mendaciously unforgivable ... The only 'Dynasty' you are attached to might be the re-runs of that dated show ... Shame on you ... You need to make serious amends to those you have radically offended."
Of course, the former "Two and a Half Men" star knows a thing or two about being removed from a show and only remaining in the re-runs.
Robertson is currently on "indefinite hiatus" from "Duck Dynasty," as A&E and his family determine whether they'll be able to move forward. The Robertsons have said they can't imagine continuing the show without their patriarch.
hey Mallard brained Phil Robertso! you have offended and hurt so many dear friends of mine, who DO NOT have ... http://t.co/Pa6ekndXdi-- Charlie Sheen (@charliesheen) December 21, 2013
Sheen's full text:
hey Mallard brained
you have offended and hurt so many dear friends of mine,
who DO NOT have the voice or the outreach that I do.
well news flash
I will speak loudly and clearly for ALL of them.
just when your desperately sub evolved ass thought the pressure was off,
you are now in the crosshairs of a MaSheen style media
(I'll try to keep the big words to a minimum as not to confuse you)
your statements were and are
the idea that you have a job
outside of dirt-clod stacking
is a miracle.
the only 'Dynasty' you are attached to might be the
re-runs of that dated show.
the only thing you should ever be in charge of building is a hole in the ground the exact size of your head.
perhaps your beard would fit as well if you plucked out the
army of scabies and
bull weevils sequestered deep in it's sarcophagus of dander and weasel pelts.
shame on you.
you're the only surviving
brain donor I've ever known.
when the gators and Egrets
kick you out of their
you need to make serious amends to those you have
on the eight day
when I was whittling my cosmic banjo,
I'm pretty sure YOU were the scattered dross I then used to light a fire and
locate the nearest
repulsed by you;
Duck; that was me.