For the record: Britney Spears is not Brittany Murphy

britney-brittany.jpgAs the holidays are upon us it's as good as time as any for that reminder that sometimes truth really is stranger than fiction.

Pop star Britney Spears took this time of yearly reflection to post the "Top 75 BULLS#!T Britney Spear Stories" that were reported in 2009 on her website.

These include "Britney's Dad and manager make list of boys for Britney to date," "Britney Spears to star in Holocaust thriller film" and "Britney Spears addicted to flower therapy."