Forget the Hogans: Get ready for 'The Lamas Life'!


And you thought the Hogan family -- the bitter divorce, Linda dating an 18-year-old, Hulk Hogan dating a woman his daughter's age -- was pretty heinous.

Get ready for the lewd and lascivious "The Lamas Life."

Not too familiar with the Lamas clan?

Here's the scoop. Former "Renegade" and "Falcon Crest" star Lorenzo Lamas -- the son of Arlene Dahl and Fernando Lamas ("fine Corinthian leather" and "you look mahvelous") hasn't spoken to his son A.J. since 2003 reports of his affair with Lorenzo's fourth ex-wife, stripper Shauna Sands.

But, thank God, their touching "reconciliation" is being documented by E! for this season's reality-TV train wreck "The Lamas Life."

"There is a chance we can make things better -- through the circumstances of a television show," Lorenzo tells the New York Post.

Yeah, maybe make the circumstances of their bank accounts better too.

Keep reading for more Lamas lore.

Photo: Shauna Sand and Lorenzo Lamas. WireImage