'Game of Thrones,' 'Arrow' and more of TV's best lines from the week of April 28-May 4Add to Favorites | Arrow
'The Big Bang Theory'
Sheldon: "I'm working on the Star Wars Day schedule. I have a window built in after 'Phantom Menace' for complaining, but I'm worried an hour won't be enough time."
Howard to Sheldon: "You're being so quiet. Are you upset or are you just rebooting?"=
'The Good Wife'
Owen to Alicia: "Oh god, it's like 'Mildred Pierce.' We need to get you laid."
Pete: "Believe it or not, I wasn't very popular in high school and I turned out OK."
Meg: "Really? 'Cause Kate says you write legal porn in your free time."
Pete: "It's not legal porn, it's judicial erotica."
Gina Hess: "Now I'm stuck in the Yukon with my two mongoloid sons. I've taken s***s I want to live with more than them."
Winston: "I got hug No. 2 locked and loaded. Soft or hard, it's up to you."
Ennis: "What, you're like ... monster cops?"
Dean: "No! ... hunters."
Barry: "Who showers every day? What am I, the governor?"
Bobby: "I wish it was yesterday."
Don, after being given a laundry list of conditions to come back to work: "OK."
Peggy to Don: "I can't say that we miss you."
Jim to Harry: "You have stiff competition, but I believe you to be the most dishonest man I've ever worked with."
Megan: "This is the way it ends. It's going to be so much easier for both of us."
'Agents of SHIELD'
Coulson: "Finally, good news!" - perimeter defense goes off - "Should have knocked on wood just then."
Maria Hill: "Grow up, Phil. Of course you're a liability."
Skye to Ward: "You always had that Hitler youth look, so it's really not that surprising."
Skye, of Ward: "He's a murderer."
Deathlok: "Yes, he is. Are you?"
Coulson to Maria Hill: "Say hello to Stark for me ... oh, never mind. He thinks I'm dead."
'Game of Thrones'
Jon Snow: "All we can give him now is justice."
Ser Barristan: "Sometimes it is better to answer injustice with mercy."
Daenerys Targaryen: "I will answer injustice with justice."
Tyrion Lannister: "Sansa's not a killer. Not yet, anyway."
Brienne of Tarth to Jaime Lannister: "I'll find her for Lady Catelyn ... and for you."
Lady Olenna to Margaery: "I was good. I was very, very good. You are even better."
Littlefinger: "A man with no motive is a man no one suspects."
'The Real Housewives of Atlanta' reunion part 2
Kenya Moore, arguing with her castmates: "That's real Christian."
Shane: "She's so two-dimensional, she's like a character on 'Glee.'"
Felicity at Moira's funeral: "I don't even know why I'm crying. I didn't even like Moira!"
Felicity to Amanda Waller: "You must feel very powerful. Not in an evil, dictator, Stalin way. More in a knowledge is power way."
Oliver: "I can't"
Anatoliy: "That is not an option!"