'Game of Thrones', 'New Girl' and more of TV's best lines from the week of May 5 - 11

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Some TV shows are coming to a close for a season, while others are hitting their stride. That means more and more great dialogue on the air. From "Game of Thrones" to "Agents of SHIELD" and "New Girl," here are a collection of the best lines from the week of May 5 - 11.

'Orphan Black'

Alison, asking about her musical's opening night: "I don't even remember the curtain going up. Was I terrible?"

Felix, knowing she passed out drunk and fell off the stage: "People got their money's worth."

'New Girl'

Coach: "I take dumps standing up. I'm a man!"

Captain Jan: "Friendship is the most crucial ingredient to any sea adventure! Second only to buoyancy ... Because the ship has to float."

'Supernatural'

Crowley: "No one in the history of torture's been tortured with the torture like the torture you'll be tortured with."

Dean, to Castiel about how he's too trusting: "I think everybody's lying ... it's a gift."

'19 Kids & Counting'

Jana Duggar, about Jill's first date trip to Nepal: "Even for a Duggar, this is pretty weird."

'Person of Interest'

Greer, to Finch: "Children can be so disappointing."

Shaw: We'll chat about how I'm going to kill her.
Root: Use your words.

Brandt: "You're supposed to lock up the criminals, not create them."

'Agents of SHIELD'

Garrett, to Ward: "Don't trust anybody ever -- especially me."

Coulson: "We're --"
Fitz: "Vigilantes."
Coulson: "I was going to say because we're doing this because it's the right thing, but ... yeah."

Skye: "Wish I knew how to use that hate-fu."

Garrett, before getting a shave: "OK Ernesto, let's show 'em what handsome really looks like."

'The Voice'

Adam Levine on Kat Perkins: "Bottom 3, my a**. Vote for this girl, she is incredible."

'Bates Motel'

Norma, to Dylan: "You're here now and you're a beautiful that someone like you could come out of all of that, and I wouldn't give you up for anything."

Norman: "How can you ask me to live with this?"
Norma: "Because I will die if you leave."

'Turn'

Abigail, to Anna: "Protect my boy in Setauket, and I'll do your laundry in New York."

'The Big Bang Theory'

Leonard: "How can you be sad when you're going home with all five-foot-six of this?"
Penny: "You think you're 5'6, that's funny."

Emily: "If I saw you out with another woman, I'd be pretty upset."
Raj: "Thank you. Not just for being upset, but for believing that could happen." 

'Game of Thrones'

Cersei of Joffrey: "You never love anything in the world the way you love our first child. It doesn't matter what they do. And what he did shocked me."
 
Tywin, to Cersei: "I didn't like your husband. Used to pat me on the back a lot. I didn't trust him."
 
Arya: "No one's gonna kill me."
  
Jon, to Ghost: "I missed you, boy."
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