'Game of Thrones' recap: All's Well That Ends With Wildling Hoards
Margaery Tyrell, who is given to Joffrey as his blushing bride. His mom thinks it's a good move, what with Sansa being the daughter of a dead traitor. Everyone jumps on board this plan, including the Gods apparently. So Joffrey is free to follow his "heart" and wed the incredibly unlucky Margery. Sansa is thrilled to be free at last, but Lord Petyr Baelish has some conciliatory words for her about how Joffrey still gets to knock her around and maybe knock her up. Yeah, he's not going to send her home, but Baelish offers to help her for the sake of his old friendships. For once Sansa's refusal to accept help comes across as street smart.
Varys the eunuch is up to something. He strikes a deal with the madam of Baelish's brothel, but we don't know why yet.