George Clooney is NOT dead! Neither is Jeff Goldblum or Natalie Portman

GeorgeClo_Migue_57337473_600

After the sudden shocking deaths of Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, Ed McMahon and Natasha Richardson, it's no wonder the Web has been rife with death rumors about other stars.

But relax. Everyone's still alive. Jeff Goldblum is fine. He even talked to TMZ's cameras this week. So is Harrison Ford. And Natalie Portman did not suffer a devastating fall or get injured on a movie set.

And so far, George Clooney is plugging along just fine, thanks much.

He didn't ...