'Gossip Girl' recap: As Told By An Idiot
What's going on with Human Plot Device Diana Payne is that she has upgraded her Storyline Contriving abilities to a record level and basically just wanders around the entire show sparking off storylines and creating conflict and doing magic spells and chewing on the set and making no goddamn sense at all. Also, she is working with William Vanderbilt, and that's I guess what this whole thing has been about. Lame, she's lame, she is full of it. Just chock full.
What's going on with Serena is that she has had it with Gossip Girl's mess and she will be taking her down! Just kidding, that's a lie like always. But wait, no, this time it isn't a lie because Human Plot Device Diana Payne has somehow manipulated Cousin Peepers into saying that Gossip Girl has made her feel like behaving erratically, and because Serena is such a caring (well, condescending) individual, this time she will really be going after Gossip Girl. Maybe.