Greg Oden dirty pictures hit the Web. He's really sorry. So is every man alive

The Portland Trailblazers center Greg Oden apologized to fans this week for his full-monty photos that were meant to be private and are now splashed on the Internet 

Yes, that's right. The ginormous b-ball player Greg Oden is NUDE on the internet, in photos that he took with his own cell phone. Did Vanessa Hudgens' experience teach him nothing?

[Edited photo after the jump.]