Heather Mills wears skintight shorts: Fab or flop?

Can you say "Desperate Ex-Housewives?" Heather Mills, Paul McCartney's gold digger, oops, ex-wife, turned up at a "Street Dance 3D" (not to be confused with "Step Up 3-D") premiere in London this week wearing a Carey Mulligan pixie cut, embarrassingly tight gray hot pants and thigh-high stretchy stiletto black boots.